Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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