ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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