so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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