So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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