im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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