quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Randomize
