my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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