It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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