the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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