Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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