My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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