what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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