She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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