Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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