so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
tell me about the fingering
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