Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
