Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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