He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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