Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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