2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I need a burrito and a hug.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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