i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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