why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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