I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
