so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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