No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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