she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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