I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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