We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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