she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
my being single is dangerous.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
That accounts for only three of the penises
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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