Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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