she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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