we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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