easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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