so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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