yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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