How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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