Buhtt sex?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I fill condoms, not promises.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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