I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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