I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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