would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Edward fifth and chaser hands
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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