3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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