I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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