went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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