What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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