Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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