Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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