Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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