If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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