She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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