i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The ass gains better be worth it
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