The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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