this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm at about main and main street
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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