we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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