living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Those nachos came to me in a dream
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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