dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Randomize
