Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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