he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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